Reindeer Games

Finally, there’s the bonus reindeer of Rudolph. He’s a special little guy with the red nose and all. He was teased and bullied but ultimately proved to be as valuable as any who’d guided Santa’s sleigh before.

For him, there is no offseason, as he’s constantly committed to his craft and never one to slip too far away from the North Pole. Besides, a bright red nose that works like sonar does stick out in a crowd.

Gift Idea: A Red Ryder BB Gun. Nothing else will do.

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